Profile FXMY-068: Captain Hosuh

i bet you're curious. yeah, me too. unfortunately, my coder has not said shit about me yet. i don't want to lorem ipsum you either...

so maybe i'll just talk about super cool foxtopi like me, instead? according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a regular foxtopus should be able to fly. its wings are nonexistent - imagine, they have big spurgly tentacles and can breathe underwater, and legs that can stride through mountainous lands... foxtopus, of course, flies anyway. because foxtopus don’t care what humans think is impossible.... what? i'm not making any sense?